Look! A Cute Picture of a Kitty!

In which your host attempts to distract you from his long-overdue posting with a half-assed post involving as little writing as possible. Holidays tire me out. So, while I should be posting my New Year's Resolutions, or my long-fermenting analysis of why I don't really like Brokeback Mountain even though I liked a lot of things about it, or a long-winded recap of the holidays...you get a cute kitty picture. Two, even.

This is Eloise in the snazzy faux fur, Ethan in the Blackglama. The box was their Christmas present, from our extended family - the "lesbian moms across town" division. While it no doubt looks easy to assemble, it was somewhat more challenging with a 15 pound glamourpuss who's determined to sit in it, whether you've got the walls up or not.

Tag! Or...Why Pyramid Schemes Always Fail, 2

Well, seems I've been tagged with a meme. Now who will be tagged next? Who actually reads this that hasn't already been tagged? Ah, the mystery. But hell, I needed the kick in the ass to put aside seasonal bustle and actually get something posted, so....why not?

Four jobs you have had in your life: Ughhhh. You want to talk about work? Isn't it enough that we have to do it? I love my job now, but in the past I have been...

1. A Lifeguard (actually, I loved this, too)
2. Granola Bar Factory Drudge (the. worst.)
3. Annoying Voice Asking You For Money (for the Science Museum)
4. Whore Temp Employee (I often get them confused - somebody called me up, told me how to dress and where to go, and when I pleased the customer I got paid. My pimp placement specialist then took about half.)

Four movies you could watch over and over:

1. Starship Troopers
2. Auntie Mame
3. Liquid Sky
4. Giant Splash Shots II

Four places you've lived:

1. Richland, Washington...home of the Bombers! Read up on the Manhattan Project for further details.
2. Klamath Falls, Oregon...I missed the 5.9 earthquake in 1993, thereby missing the only exciting thing to ever happen there.
3. Toledo, Oregon
4. Northfield, Minnesota

Four TV shows you love to watch:

1. The Amazing Race (except this season)
2. My Name Is Earl
3. Rockstar: InXS!
4. Antiques Roadshow

Four places you've been on vacation:

1. Ireland
2. London, England
3. Brugge, Belgium
4. Jekyll Island, Georgia

Four websites you visit daily:

1. Google
2. my.yahoo.com
3. beta.drivewesaid.com
4. peoplesforum.com

Four of your favorite foods:

1. Homemade Macaroni and Cheese
2. Choucroute Garni
3. Passionfruit Mousse
4. Rogan Josh

Four places you'd rather be right now (no I don't have a tan, why do you ask?):

1. Cork County, Ireland
2. Wellington, New Zealand
3. Portland, Oregon
4. Vancouver, British Columbia

Four Bloggers you are tagging: Well, how about the fabulous Maggie O, Julie Beth, Callën, and Scotty? Hmmmm?